My three not terribly guilty pleasures for the evening: Double Salt Licorice (very hard little intensely strong and painfully salty licorice candies -- they're definitely not everyone's favorite), Mother's Milk ("a robust full-bodied stout" local to the Catskills.  I went out of my way to find a store and buy it on my way back from camping.), and my Zadie Smith book, The Autograph Man (She's my current favorite author.)